Is it wrong to kill children??? CSI AZE

So the children make me want to hurt them Noah has my name tag so im noah now and they sit with my glasses on at the table and they just dont listen and they are just so very random.....
We've got Kid Rock who looks like this punk kid but loves the beatles and we sit at the table with the flaming gay kid and sing HELP and Yesterday at dinner....

So the night of my day off Cheddah and I had to go and supervise camping...which is out by the camp fire so we had to do marshmellows and then get theses brats to bed in their tents......of course we had the 'cool' kids which means it was insane
First off we had two couples which meant we were on tent watch all night....so we had our mallows and the kids were all out watching the stars and CAff drove up shone his mlights in their faces did his fire tricks and then peaced out leaving us to put them hyper to bed.....and in tents....so fun times we were up til 2:30 shushing and stopping the escape attempts and half unzips of the tents( we let them unzip until they realized we were still up) so then we got in our tents with no sleeping bags and didnt sleep cause we were listening for the distinct unzipping noise and the other random nature noises that are rampent in that part of the park.
So 8 rolls around and we have to ge tthe kids in bed but thunder has been rumbling since 7:30 and there is no rain yet...the second we get out of our tents terenchal thunder and rain begins and the kids refuse to get out of the tents....so there we are standing ther ein our PJ's and sweaters....i was wearing Duffs so i feel a little bad it got soaked.....and our blankets and pillows yelling GET OUT OF THE TENT NOWWWW......so that was fun then we had to dress up for breakfast....so i put a headrella on and she put the bull mask on and we went straight to breakfast from the freaking tents

Then we were grumpy all day hahaha
BUT the evening program was so much fun that it made up for it a bit..
BUT today was fun im still ridiculously tired becayse i had a genius idea last night...today was murder mystery day and one of the ESL counselors had the day off so we staged her murder and one of our ESL classes was CSI AZE and we set up clues and pictures and FBI files and finger printed all the counselors....i was so proud of myself...so the kids got 5 min to go through the crime scene and collect clues and then they had the hour to figure out who killed Corporal.....it was Chedder for the record.....andwe gave all our classrooms names from the lab like balistics and the counselors had CSI AZE on their backs and it was so fabulous
And then for evening program we set up this haunted happenings thing in the old orphanage.....CAff was the devil and blew fire....two girls were a mad surgeon and her patient that came back to life....then they had to crawl up the stairs covered with tables and stuff and counselors were grabbing them frol the outside of the tunnel and then i did a ghost story about the orphane ghosts which made three kids cry and im 100% sure they zere all freaked out....the boys jumped a mile at the end.....
And then they were blind folded and taken to another rool where they put their hand in disgusting things adn then we took them to this storage room where we have all the orphane beds stored and Duff jumped out at them wearing Kiss make up and a clown suit....he made children cry too...SO all in all best evening program ever!!!!!!

And now that ive put together my ESL for tomorrow i must go to bed because i have a lot of singing to do tomorrow on hit music day including being the bad singer in the American Idol sketch...no nasty comments thank you....im singing for goodmornings and im doing moulin rouge for an interlude so im booked

OH i almost forgot the other night i went into my room after the hell camping day and a bird was flying around....Yes a bird i guess the window shut and it was stuck but naturally being freaked out by birds in general i freaked out and got Kepler who helped me in fannign the baby bird into Batmans' room where it flew first into the wall and then into his cupboard where Corporal just picked hium up and started petting him and eventually let him go ....terrifying
and the most random crappy end to the crappy day ahaha


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